Le Temps Est Malheureux

Becoming Miserable...

Its cold. We all know its cold. I'm not going to bitch about how cold is, you and I both know, its fucking cold.

I wish I had some skateboarding material to show, but its just too cold..

So enjoy this random video I found, and just think that someone was actually bored enough to paint their face and attempt to sound like a black man. Now, wherever they're from must have been really cold.

Bye Ya'll

What The F&%^...#3

Okay, so I know parents get there kids a lot of stupid, useless, and ridiculous bull shit for Christmas:

But I swear to god if I had to ever gotten this moronic creation:

My parents better had hope I still believed in Santa Clause so I would have someone to take my Christmas morning fury out on. That fat bastards ass would have been grass.....

Commercial

So, Wait, hold on! They're colored markers that are special because they make dots AND Solid lines?

So they're Claim is: "Hey those old plain markers just aren't cutting the mustard! With their anti-uniform dots, and shoddy solid lines, buy our bull-spit and you'll draw up beautiful landscapes, silly dogs, and butterfly pictures with EASE".  

If that shit sells I'm pursuing a career in the Toy Industry.

OH And MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Bye Ya'll

Burp.

Amongst the clips that are going places besides just wasting space on the interweb there is an abundance of B/S throw away.  So I bring to the table just that, a Throwaway Edit from Summer.

A majority of the clips are from the first month or two when I first purchased Sonya so please excuse the terrible colors, filming, and angles. If any of the previously mentioned does offend, then you can go fuck your own face...:


Burp. from Tim Brown on Vimeo.



In other news: Mother Nature just had her period which personified itself in the form of over a foot of snow that dominated the east coast this weekend, that bitch.

See you in Spring.
Sike

Bye Ya'll!

Hey Now....

See what he's doing?

You all better do the same and just hold your Horses....

I'll have some new content including a overdue longish edit up very shortly....

Bye Ya'll!

 

What The F@^K?...#2

You all must have seen this broad by now

If not, be prepared for her obnoxious, irksome, and slightly embarrassing 6th grade girl two part interview with Alex Olson, whadda hunk...

This has been around for a while but it is truly pure gold that must be seen...

Part 1:

alex olson interview part 1: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

Part Deux:

alex olson interview part 2: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

LOLZ!

In other news, got some shralping done yesterday.
Some clips will be posted by tomorrow.


ByeYa'll!

Deep Cover.

Last week the weather was foul, so a few of us went and skated Bams barn.
Filmed some schtuff for Mike Lawson and Logic Boardshops new rider Brett Ross. Both of these dudes kill it!

My lens was ridiculously dusty.
But, here are some clips from the day...

? from Tim Brown on Vimeo.

I probably won't update again till Monday. So sit on dat shit for about 48 hours!

Bye Ya'll!

What The F@^K?...#1

I'm starting a weekly post dubbed "What The F@^k of the Week", this will consist of wack/confusing/weird/funny/enraging/thought provoking material, whether it be skateboard related or not.

This week goes to a  video of Kevin "Spanky" Long and his girlfriend awkwardly making out in a Makeup commercial.  Enjoy!



See more videos at Studio Beauty Channel


Obviously the close-up was necessary to show full usage of tounge.

OH BUT DAMN! DAH BITCH MAKES CLOAKS?!!

Dude still kills it though.

Bye Ya'll!

Jam this, and Jam You.

Today Kippy and I made this spot skateable:

 A mess of twisted metal and torn-up asphalt

Resorting back to our Cavemen roots, we made her tilt with rock hammerin and feet kickin.

Then, made it like a Strawberry and jammed it...

Jammin Dah Pole? from Tim Brown on Vimeo.


Myself with the no comply jawn
And Kippy with a well executed slam jam

Oh, and don't worry! Christmas will only Cost Twenty Five Dollars This year...

Bye Ya'll!

Chill Pill

Got out shralpin' with Kippy today..The Kids got heart.

Clip tomorrow.

Bye Ya'll

Five 50-50's, One Feeble, and...

Sorry about the delay in posts, homeboy had to get scholarly for a bit...



The other night it was raining, and we got some guyz together to do some manly things...Like skateboard in a dimly-lit parking garage.  These clips pay homage to Carl Cortez's love of Backside 50-50's.  The man will literally back fifty anything he can get those two little axles onto...Over..and Over...and well Over again.


Five 50-50's, One Feeble, and A mangina? from Tim Brown on Vimeo.


BYE YA'LL

Study. Study. Study.

I'm tryna floss with the Letter Grade on the right.

Therefore, updating could be spotty for the next week or so.

Maybe you'll get lucky and i'll find time tomorrow...MAYBE.

Bye Ya'll.